As you know, every blogger is required by international law to post their list of favorite films. And as you know, I watch films of the boob tube in the comfort of my home, which admittedly takes away some of the zing. And, therefore (as you know), some of the films I viewed this year are from years past. Who cares? Here’s my list, best films seen in Ought 12.
A Single ManAnonymous
Enemy at the Gates
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
The Black Swan
The King’s Speech
True Grit (2010)
Within the Whirlwind
Happy viewing trials, Martin
Mutt: Atheism is a non-prophet institution.Jeff: Question: Why do we still have troops in Germany? Answer: To keep the Russians in Czech.
Mutt: When asked to explain his large number of children, the pig answered simply: "The wild oats of my sow gave us many piglets."
Jeff: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless, of course, you play bass.
Mutt: Being in politics is just like playing golf: you are trapped in one bad lie after another.
Jeff: Did you hear about the little moron who strained himself while running into the screen door?
Mutt: Why can a man never starve in the Great Desert? Because he can eat the sand which is there. But what brought the sandwiches there? Why, Noah sent Ham, and his descendants mustered and bred.
Jeff: Where do mathematicians go on weekends? To a Möbius strip club.
Mutt: “Take the prisoner downstairs," Tom said condescendingly.
Jeff: Tired yet?