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January 9, 2011

The First Big Whiz-Bang Sunset Intersection Quiz!

Here's the question: What do the following people have in common? (Please only one guess per customer)

Rowan Atkinson
James Cameron
Jackie Chan
Hugo Chavez
Joel Coen
Elvis Costello
Kevin Costner
Bill Gates
Whoopi Goldberg
John Grisham
Matt Groening
Ron Howard
Steve Jobs
Annie Lennox
Yo-Yo Ma
Angela Merkel
Condoleezza Rice
Nicolas Sarkozy
Jerry Seinfeld
Gary Sinise
Billy Bob Thornton
John Travolta
Denzel Washington
Bruce Willis
Oprah Winfrey

Happy guessing, Martin

Mutt: We got demoted after the world's longest pun, didn't we?
Jeff: It's a good thing tar and feathers are out of fashion.
Mutt: We have ways, however, of getting our revenge. Watch this: Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.
Jeff: So you're into torture now: Old investors never die, they just roll over.
Mutt: Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.
Jeff: Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.
Mutt: Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
Jeff: Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
Mutt: Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
Jeff: Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.
Mutt: Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.

Jeff: Oowah! You referring to Afghanistan? Nine years on and no end in sight. Oowah!