I don't get blogging. What could I write that anyone would want to read? Outrageous opinions or wise pronouncements: I'm fresh out. I'm not that funny, and I don't have any secret information. And if you want to read what I had for breakfast you're wasting your time.
Maybe that's what a blog is, a challenge. I dare you not to waste someone's time. I dare you to be interesting. I dare you to get read. Find a purpose for this empty space. Find a purpose for the empty space of the 77.5 years you might or might not get (slightly higher for females). Life is a blog? Oh, come off it.
Or maybe it's a gift. One of the wishes a genie would grant you. When in 6,000 years of history has anyone had a forum like this? An opportunity. Anyone on earth so inclined can read what I say, right now. That's scary.
Opportunity. (only knocks once)
I know. A blog is a hole. Go ahead, fill it.
Oops, maybe a deep hole six by three, a grave. Go ahead, fill it.
Or a whole hole full of gravy. Jump in and pull the rest of the hole in after you.
Mutt: Hey, man, what's the 'E' stand for?
Mutt: The 'E', y'know, before his name. What is that thing?
Jeff: Uh, I think it means he has a first name, but don't use it.
Mutt: So what is it?
Mutt: Screw you!
Please excuse Mutt's smuttiness and enter the E. contest, ten points to the first person who guesses what the E. stands for. Twenty points for the best lie.
Happy trials, Martin
I like your Groucho Marx approach, plus the mysteries of interpreting what you say...
My answer to your question What is a blog includes two examples from a woman in our writing group writing about what is happening to her, more of her experience in doing something--pick your something.
e.g. 1 http://anotherlowcarblifestyle.blogspot.com/
What are you doing E.?
Teaching English in Italy, writing a book about 'something,' where is your passion?
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