Here's the question: What do the following people have in common? (Please only one guess per customer)
Billy Bob Thornton
Happy guessing, Martin
Mutt: We got demoted after the world's longest pun, didn't we?
Jeff: It's a good thing tar and feathers are out of fashion.
Mutt: We have ways, however, of getting our revenge. Watch this: Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.
Jeff: So you're into torture now: Old investors never die, they just roll over.
Mutt: Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.
Jeff: Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.
Mutt: Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
Jeff: Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
Mutt: Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
Jeff: Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.
Mutt: Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Jeff: Oowah! You referring to Afghanistan? Nine years on and no end in sight. Oowah!