Time again for the annual quiz. The question's the same as last year: What do these people have in common? Send in your answers on the comment page to collect valuable prizes.
Benjamin FranklinBurl Ives
Colonel Harland Sanders
Dr. Phil McGraw
George Eads (CSI)
Jean-Claude Van Damme
John Drew Barrymore (father of Drew)
Happy trials, Martin
Mutt: Did you see that picture the boss put up?
Jeff: What about it?
Mutt: Look at the last one with the hat and glasses. It's a self-portrait, dude! It's him.
Jeff: Yeah, remarkable resemblance. You're right.
Mutt: Damn right I'm right.
Jeff: Then if you're so smart maybe you know this: If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Mutt: How do you spell 'misspell'?
Jeff: Like the dictionary.
Mutt: Ok. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Jeff: Ooway, got me there. Why do 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing?
Mutt: Why do 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' mean the same thing?
Jeff: Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
Mutt: Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Jeff: Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?
Mutt: Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite things?
Jeff: Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Mutt: Yeah, and if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Jeff: If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Mutt: Good one. But that grumpy cat is still scaring me.
Jeff: Me too. Let's fly.
Mutt: Can we do that?
Jeff: It's a free ... no never mind.
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